If your hair had a voice, it wouldn’t whisper.

It wouldn’t be polite.
It wouldn’t sugarcoat.
It wouldn’t send a gentle reminder.

It would drag you. Loudly. Publicly. Repeatedly.

And honestly? Some of it would be deserved.

Let’s imagine it for a second.

You’re standing in front of the mirror, feeling cute, planning your next hairstyle and suddenly your hair clears its throat.

“Hi. We need to talk.”

Not a conversation.
An intervention.

“You Only Love Me When You Want a New Style”

Your hair would start here.

Because somehow, you remember it exists when:

• there’s a wedding

• there’s a party

• there’s a new man

• there’s a new job

• there’s a holiday

But on random Tuesdays?
Random Sundays?
Random regular days?

Silence.

No moisture.
No deep conditioning.
No care.

Just vibes and hope.

Drag count: 1

“You’re Aggressive and You Know It”

Your hair remembers.

The rushed detangling.
The dry combing.
The “let me just yank it small.”
The brush on dry curls.
The towel roughing.
The heat with no protection.

Your hair would say:
“You don’t handle me, you fight me.” And every broken strand is evidence.

Drag count: 2

“Stop Lying About Moisture”

You’d try to defend yourself.

“I moisturize.”

Your hair would laugh.

Because spraying water and calling it care is not the same as:

• proper hydration

• sealing in moisture

• scalp care

• protective styling

• consistent routines

Your hair would say:
“Water is not a routine. Hope is not a strategy.”

Drag count: 3

“Your Protective Styles Aren’t Actually Protective”

This one would sting.

Because your hair knows the truth:

• too tight braids

• too much tension

• no breaks between installs

• heavy extensions

• no scalp care under styles

Protective styling is supposed to protect your hair not punish it.

Drag count: 4

“You Ignore Me Until I Break”

Your hair would lower its voice here.

Because the truth is —
You only slow down when:

• your edges thin

• your hair sheds

• your scalp hurts

• your strands snap

• your hair stops growing

Your hair doesn’t want emergency care.
It wants consistent care.

The Roast Ends Here… But the Healing Starts Now

Here’s the truth:
Your hair isn’t difficult.
It isn’t stubborn.
It isn’t “too much.”

It’s just responding to how it’s treated.

Healthy hair doesn’t come from miracles, it comes from:

• Gentle handling
• Regular moisturizing
• Proper detangling
• Protective styles done correctly
• Scalp care
• Professional maintenance
• Rest between installs
• Consistency

At Flourish Beauty Palace, we don’t just style hair, we care for it. We believe beauty should never come at the cost of your hair health. We believe confidence should never mean damage and we believe your crown deserves respect not stress.

From braids to twists to protective styles and scalp-friendly care, everything we do is designed to help your hair thrive, not just survive.

Ready to Stop the Hair Drama?

Let your next appointment be about more than a look. Book your appointment with Flourish Beauty Palace.